Twitter Suggests 25 'Honest' Slogans For Social Media
By Zachary BrennerUpdated Oct. 29 2018, 4:17 p.m. ET
Social media companies almost never advertise. Seriously, when was the last time you saw an ad on television for Facebook? I guess the idea is that Facebook ads are Facebook ads. Doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me, but what do I know? Still there's an odd thing about how people actually find out about the platforms. Some say it's the slogans but we'll say it's just word of mouth for now.
Since companies like Facebook and Instagram don't have an ad campaign they have never needed to create a slogan for themselves. However, earlier this week users on another social media platform, Twitter, took it upon themselves to make ads for these companies and you know what? I now see why companies did not have their own slogan before.
1. Look. Look. Look!
Facebook: Look at all my friends
LinkedIn: Look at my great career
Instagram: Look at what I had for dinner
Twitter: Look, I just don't agree with you, OK?
Snapchat: Look at me with bunny ears#HonestSocialMediaSlogans
— Adrian Lui (@adrianlui) November 9, 20172. Poor LinkedIn sitting by himself.
If Social Media Sites were a school, Facebook, Instagram & Snapchat would've been the popular kids at school & Twitter, Tumblr would've been the silent kids yet more talented than the popular ones. #HonestSocialMediaSlogans
— Sonali Balakrishna (@sonalibalakrish) November 9, 20173. We all get to write our own press releases.
Facebook - Pretend to have more interesting life than you actually do.#HonestSocialMediaSlogans
— Silver Eye ☄ (@Sb_spark) November 9, 20174. Answer: Everybody.
Facebook: Look who's stalking #HonestSocialMediaSlogans
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) November 9, 20175. You're welcome.
#HonestSocialMediaSlogans
Facebook: Fu*kin up relationships since day one.
6. Sounds fun.
Facebook: pretend your husband isn't cheating, your kids aren't little assholes, and you don't wake up in tears every day bc you hate your life.#HonestSocialMediaSlogans
— 👻Spooky🎃Orb (@GIowing0rb) November 9, 20177. Answer: Everybody.
Facebook - Find out who's pregnant or engaged today.#HonestSocialMediaSlogans pic.twitter.com/AIXT9sJfHQ
— Silver Eye ☄ (@Sb_spark) November 9, 20178. Yup.
Facebook: You will only open our app to make the notification number go away #HonestSocialMediaSlogans
— Dale (@stlsaint) November 9, 20179. You're not alone.
MySpace: You’ve Still Got One Friend#HonestSocialMediaSlogans pic.twitter.com/u0HFc4Z6BW
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) November 9, 201710. We won't tell.
#HonestSocialMediaSlogans
Instagram: Fake it, no one will notice pic.twitter.com/l46EzPWdMD
11. You do you.
Twitter:
"Nobody cares what you think, but
keep tweeting if it makes you happy."
12. Acknowledge me!
Twitter, because you can't validate yourself. #HonestSocialMediaSlogans
— Martini (@veritas_24) November 9, 201713. Ah, that's the stuff.
#HonestSocialMediaSlogans
Facebook: Helping desperately seeking attention whores feel better one like at a time. pic.twitter.com/c4Mk5PM0hC
14. They are all the worst.
Facebook: where you discover just how shitty the people you know are!#HonestSocialMediaSlogans
— 🇨🇦 illuminaughty (@deedles420) November 9, 201715. Can't be one without the other.
Twitter: We are all damaged but funny
— Pirate Jalbeardzi (@Danzig303) November 9, 201716. I see enough of you already.
Facebook: totally eliminating the need for family reunions since 2004. #honestsocialmediaslogans
— chance (@pkrandall) November 9, 201717. RIP.
#HonestSocialMediaSlogans
Hello, is this thing on?
-AOL Instant Messenger pic.twitter.com/apVS2dqaPw
— Tom Malvaso (@TomMalvaso) November 9, 201718. Cutting into their turf.
Twitter - We're Facebook now.#HonestSocialMediaSlogans pic.twitter.com/QQAMmkJ1uN
— Silver Eye ☄ (@Sb_spark) November 9, 201719. Try to figure out which is which.
Come for the endorphin release, stay for the Russian bots. #HonestSocialMediaSlogans
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 9, 201720. Why is this popular again?
#HonestSocialMediaSlogans
Endless Dog Faced Dick Pics
-Snap Chat
21. It's like trying to solve a puzzle!
Twitter: Double the characters, double the typos #HonestSocialMediaSlogans pic.twitter.com/zszLiIPIkz
— Stan (@eminem11683) November 9, 201722. Ain't it the truth....
Facebook: All The Friends You Have Nothing In Common With.
Twitter: All The Strangers You Have Everything In Common With.#HonestSocialMediaSlogans
— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) November 9, 201723. So please behave.
Facebook- Your parents are watching. #HonestSocialMediaSlogans
— Mimi (@mimidancer) November 9, 201724. It's a trap!
Tinder: Don't believe the Swipe#HonestSocialMediaSlogans
— ℓєσ9мσиєу🦁 makes the world go around (@JMoney731) November 9, 201725. Sad, isn't it?
Google+: #HonestSocialMediaSlogans pic.twitter.com/ax5V9TLXhu
— DQ (@DQ_Doo1) November 9, 2017ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7pbXSramam6Ses7p6wqikaKCloryze5FpaHBnYWZ8cnyOk2itj5eurnC%2Fy6iemqajYsCwr8iao2allZm2og%3D%3D